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'I Just Don't Know Where We Went Wrong‚' Contemplates Sports Illustrated Executive In Front Of Framed Covers Of Obese‚ Trans Swimsuit Models
NEW YORK‚ NY — After sending a company-wide email to notify all of its staff that they were being laid off‚ a top executive at iconic publication Sports Illustrated contemplated how things turned out so wrong as he stood in front of framed covers of obese and trans swimsuit models.