'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man
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'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man

BEAUFORT, SC — Local soon-to-be-deceased man Cade Rollins asked a friend today why on earth he should buy his wife a Mother's Day present when she isn't his mom.