President Trump’s transition team is no doubt busy picking potential White House staff officials for the next administration, but he shouldn’t bother too much with figuring out his next press secretary. In fact, it’s best that he eliminate the position altogether. White House press secretaries are supposed to field inquiries from the news media and keep reporters abreast of administrative affairs, but that’s not how people see the press secretary’s job anymore, thanks to our godawful, not-dead-...