Baptists Announce Dancing Now Allowed, But Only If It’s The Trump Dance
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Baptists Announce Dancing Now Allowed, But Only If It’s The Trump Dance

NASHVILLE — The Southern Baptist Convention has long had a strict "frown upon" policy on dancing among its membership, but that's about to change. The SBC's executive committee announced Thursday that dancing is now permitted, provided it is the Trump Dance.