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To Increase Excitement, MLB To Allow Each Team To Call In One Tactical Air Strike Per Game
NEW YORK, NY — In addition to exploring the use of a "golden at-bat" in which teams could send their best hitter to the plate regardless of who was due up in the lineup, Major League Baseball is considering other ways to increase excitement during games, including allowing each team to call in one tactical air strike on their opponent's outfield per game.