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Thursday’s edition of ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! highlighted just how far the eponymous host is willing to go to boost Democrats this election cycle. During his monologue, Kimmel featured a satirical ad from My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell, played by James Adomian, endorsing Texas Sen. Ted Cruz that featured plenty of juvenile insults and musings about Cruz’s sex life. Later, Kimmel welcomed Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff and asked him about his fantasy football team and his and Kamala Harris’s time at McDonald’s. Kimmel introduced the Lindell-Cruz spoof by noting, “Sweaty Teddy is in a tight race in Texas. Colin Allred, who's a Democrat, is breathing down his neck, but Ted has an ace in the hole. He has an endorsement from America's most celebrated pillow salesman, Mike Lindell.”     In the clip, Adomian claimed, “Right now this country needs patriots, and there ain't nobody more patrioty-otic than Ted Cruz. Ted just doesn't love America, he lusts after it. That's how come on 9/11 Ted solemnly cranked his pea shooter to porn on the Twitter for freedom.” Adomian’s faux endorsement also recalled, “Now, you might say, “Mike, do you have mustard on your shirt? And also, didn't Ted Cruz try to ban sex toys in Texas? Yes to both. Because Ted Cruz knows if you let your wife have a vibrator, the next thing she'll want is two dildos, a St. Paul strapalong, and a taint thinner, and a twin city tickler.” Cruz was solicitor general at the time where he had an obligation to defend Texas’s laws before the courts regardless of his own opinions, but Jimmy Kimmel Live! wasn’t going for nuance. Then, Adomian let the insults fly: Folks say Ted Cruz should be disqualified on account of him not being a human man. Just because he don't have a spine. Or because his skin flaps is soggy. Or the fact that he lays eggs in his own salty mouth. Or how much his mucous sacs—oh, wait—his mucus sacs is too swollen because his closest genetic relative is a bacteria that poops in septic tanks or because he squirts ink when you corner him. And his festered genitals are red and covered in scaly pimples, but us patriots overlook all that, 'cause he's fighting for our right to make it illegal for a woman to see a doctor.” The ad also featured Cruz’s voice imposed over an image of a blobfish, “I’m Ted Cruz, and I approve this message.” The interview with Emhoff was much, much lighter, “How long were you and the vice president dating before you realized you'd both worked at McDonald's?”     During the second segment, Kimmel got in more T-ball questions, “The second gentleman, that is an actual job, right?” Emhoff used that occasion to promote abortion, “When the Dobbs decision came out, I really leaned into that.” Kimmel was not finished with the puff questions, for he would later ask, “Your fantasy football league. You've been in for how many years?” After Emhoff replied that his league has been going for 34 years, Kimmel pressed, “Thirty-four years. Have you ever won?” Emhoff informed the world that the one time he won was in 2000. Here is a transcript for the September 5 show: ABC Jimmy Kimmel Live! 9/5/2024 11:45 PM ET KIMMEL: Sweaty Teddy is in a tight race in Texas. Colin Allred, who's a Democrat, is breathing down his neck, but Ted has an ace in the hole. He has an endorsement from America's most celebrated pillow salesman, Mike Lindell. JAMES ADOMIAN [AS MIKE LINDELL]: All right, this cow ain't got no milk and I've been tugging on its pecker for 20 minutes. Oh, hi there, it's me, Mike Lindell. I make pillows and defamatory statements about democracy. Right now this country needs patriots, and there ain't nobody more patrioty-otic than Ted Cruz.  Ted just doesn't love America, he lusts after it. That's how come on 9/11 Ted solemnly cranked his pea shooter to porn on the Twitter for freedom.  Now, you might say, “Mike, do you have mustard on your shirt? And also, didn't Ted Cruz try to ban sex toys in Texas? Yes to both. Because Ted Cruz knows if you let your wife have a vibrator, the next thing she'll want is two dildos, a St. Paul strapalong, and a taint thinner, and a twin city tickler, and then she’ll want her co-worker Dennis to move in and now you’re married to a lady and a fella and you've got to put another toilet in the house. That's how democracy works.  Folks say Ted Cruz should be disqualified on account of him not being a human man. Just because he don't have a spine. Or because his skin flaps is soggy. Or the fact that he lays eggs in his own salty mouth. Or how much his mucous sacs—oh, wait—his mucus sacs is too swollen because his closest genetic relative is a bacteria that poops in septic tanks or because he squirts ink when you corner him. And his festered genitals are red and covered in scaly pimples.  But us patriots overlook all that, 'cause he's fighting for our right to make it illegal for a woman to see a doctor. Oh, a piranha. This is how my dealer, Chewy, used to smuggle in my Mexican dexedrine. Here. So, this November, we're going to stand by Ted Cruz the way he stood by and let Donald Trump call his wife a dog face. BLOBFISH WITH TED CRUZ VOICE: I’m Ted Cruz, and I approve this message. ADOMIAN: Not again. … KIMMEL: How long were you and the vice president dating before you realized you'd both worked at McDonald's? DOUG EMHOFF: It was -- it was pretty early on because of course, I led with that. KIMMEL: Oh, yeah. EMFOFF: On our infamous first date. "Hey, honey, you know I was --" KIMMEL: Was she named employee of the month? EMHOFF: I don't know. Maybe the one thing I was better at. KIMMEL: What was your specialty at McDonalds? EMHOFF: So, at McDonald's you have to kind of learn how to do everything. I took the job because I was new in town. I'd just moved from Jersey and I wanted to make people. I needed to make some extra money and it was, kind of, a lot of the kids in school were working there.  So, at first you're taking out the trash, washing dishes then maybe go to the fries and then I learned how to do what they call the ten to one grill which, ten patties to a pound, ten to one and so, I learned how to do it during the rush. You're flipping the burgers, searing them, getting the buns, dressing the burgers and I learned how to do that. I said, I think I can become employee of the month.  If I can crank out more and more burgers. And, you know. Made it.  … KIMMEL: We are back with Doug Emhoff, the second gentleman. The second gentleman, that is an actual job, right? EMHOFF: It is now, yeah.  KIMMEL: It is. EMHOFF: It's funny, when she got elected, we were saying, “okay, what should I do, what should I focus on?” Turns out there was an org chart and, you know, federal government, org chat. So, top was vice president, office of the vice president. Then there was a line to -- above it that said, second lady and they crossed out the lady and just wrote spouse and underneath that it literally said, family life. And Kamala said, yeah, that's not going to work. You're not, we're going to do that together. Why don't you go focus on some issues? You're the first man in this role, how about focusing on gender equity? And then of course, when the Dobbs decision came out, I really leaned into that. And she said, you're the first Jewish person ever to be a White House principal. There was a rise in hate and anti-Semitism. That was another thing that she really pushed me to use the voice on. … KIMMEL: Your fantasy football league. You've been in for how many years? EMHOFF: Thirty-four. KIMMEL: Thirty-four years. Have you ever won? EMHOFF: I won once in the year 2000. KIMMEL: Oh. EMHOFF: It's a 24-year drought in the fantasy league with Team Nirvana and— KIMMEL: That's your team name? EMHOFF: Team Nirvana, after the band, yes. KIMMEL: Oh, really? EMHOFF: So the owners are so funny. We're all stuck in time. and it's the same crew since 1989, essentially and so you've got to great names like Rounders after the poker movie. KIMMEL: I won’t watch that movie. EMHOFF:  All right, yeah, and the the best one is, a now 60-something year old man with a team named Buttheads after Beavis and Butt-Head

Not only did Kamala Harris wait 39 days after being installed (undemocratically) as Biden’s replacement to sit down for an official interview, but when she finally did, CNN’s Dana Bash – “a friendly interviewer” – was the one chosen to pose the questions. While Bash asked Harris some decent questions, she never pressed for real answers when Kamala, per her typical character, talked in circles and avoided providing direct answers. Dave Rubin and independent journalist Sage Steele play the footage of just the first question in the interview. - YouTube www.youtube.com “If you are elected, what would you do on day one in the White House?” Bash asked. “Well, there are a number of things. I will tell you first and foremost, one of my highest priorities is to do what we can to support and strengthen the middle class. When I look at the aspirations, the goals, the ambitions of the American people, I think that people are ready for a new way forward in a way that generations of Americans have been fueled by by hope and by optimism,” was the platitude Harris offered. “What are you going to do on day one? The hopes and aspirations of generations!” Dave mocks. “You have 39 days to prepare, you better damn well know what you're going to say to that basic question,” adds Steele, who says that question “is a no-brainer.” To see the footage of Harris’ pathetic response, watch the clip above. Want more from Dave Rubin?To enjoy more honest conversations, free speech, and big ideas with Dave Rubin, subscribe to BlazeTV — the largest multi-platform network of voices who love America, defend the Constitution, and live the American dream.

The Associated Press has once again furnished the Harris campaign with propaganda to further mislead voters about its political adversaries. Following a horrific school shooting in Georgia on Wednesday, Sen. JD Vance (R-Ohio) expressed his sympathy for the victims and their families and lamented the fact that such tragedies happen. The AP mutilated Vance's remarks both in a now-deleted social post and in a since-re-titled article with the ostensible aim of painting him as callous and accepting of the school-shooting status quo. The Harris campaign did not miss a beat, seizing upon the AP's deceptive framing to engage in some deception of its own — providing a damning characterization of Vance's remarks and recommendations wholly divorced from reality. 'More bulls*** from the Fake News AP.' Although the Associated Press has walked back its misleading titles, the false narrative it inspired lives on in the propaganda shared by the Harris campaign and its boosters. Reality A school shooting took place Wednesday morning at Apalachee High School in Winder, Georgia, claiming the lives of two teachers and two students. Vance told the crowd at a campaign rally in Phoenix the following day: First of all, what happened in Georgia is just an awful tragedy. And I know we've got a lot of parents and a lot of grandparents in this room — I mean, I cannot imagine. You know, little kids so excited to go back to school, God love them, and they're at their first week back from the summer, and an absolute barbarian decides to open fire and take their lives and also a couple teachers. The video the Associated Press shared to YouTube omitted the following from its playback of Vance's speech: We gotta think about these people. If you're the praying type, and I know I am, we gotta hold them up in prayer. We gotta be hoping for the best for this incredible community because no parent should have to deal with this. No child should have to deal with this. And yes, after holding these folks up in prayer and giving them our sympathies — because that's what people deserve in a time of tragedy — then we have to think about how to make this less common. Now look: the Kamala Harris' answer to this is to take law-abiding American citizens' guns away from them. That is what Kamala Harris wants to do. But we have to ask ourselves, we actually have been able to run an experiment on this because you've got some states with very strict gun laws and you've got some states that don't have strict gun laws at all. And the states with strict gun laws — they have a lot of school shootings, and the states without strict gun laws, some of them have school shootings too, so clearly strict gun laws is not the thing that is going to solve this problem. The AP resumed sharing footage from Vance's speech at the point where the senator discussed a potential remedy to this problem, stating, "I don't like this. I don't like to admit this. I don't like that this is a fact of life. But if you are a psycho and you want to make headlines, you realize that our schools are soft targets." Vance added, "We have got to bolster security at our schools so that a person who walks through the front door and kill a bunch of children, they're not able to." The Ohio senator noted further that this is not the reality he wants, particularly not for his own children, but this is the reality "that we live in." The Associated Press' framing The Associated Press covered the speech Thursday. Although the body of the article was relatively accurate in its characterization of Vance's remarks, the corresponding title and social media post, which netted millions of impressions and thousands of retweets prior to its deletion, told a different story. The original article title — which survives on the pages of various publications that recycle the Associated Press' content and has lookalikes in the pages of the Washington Post and other liberal publications — read, "JD Vance says school shootings are a 'fact of life,' calls for better security." Noticeably absent from the title was the indication he "lament[ed]" the reality of school shootings; specifically that he said, "I don't like that this is a fact of life." The post on X, like the original article, said, "JD Vance says school shootings are 'fact of life,' calls for better security." Critics cognizant of the difference between the Associated Press' framing and the actual content of Vance's remarks lashed out. Soon, a community note was appended to the post, prompting the liberal publication to change the article's title and delete its tweet. The Trump War Room on X wrote, "More bulls*** from the Fake News AP." Vance spokesman William Martin told Fox News Digital, "This is yet another case of the fake news media brazenly lying about a Republican politician. Senator Vance said exactly the opposite of what the Associated Press claimed." "It should come as no surprise that the AP lost any and all credibility it had years ago, because they will lie about literally anything in order prop up the Democrats," continued Martin. "Meanwhile, Kamala Harris has called for all police officers to be removed from schools, putting children all over America at risk. It's yet another example of how Kamala Harris's weak, failed, and dangerously liberal agenda makes her unfit for office." The new title for the article is "JD Vance says he laments that school shootings are a 'fact of life' and calls for better security." The new tweet reads, "JD Vance says he laments that school shootings are a 'fact of life' and says the U.S. needs to harden security to prevent more carnage like the shooting this week that left four dead in Georgia." The AP said in a subsequent message, "This post replaces an earlier post that was deleted to add context to the partial quote from Vance." Harris propaganda The Harris campaign ran with the Associated Press' framing, hyperlinking it to an internal communications plan then tweeting, "JD Vance responds to the deadly shooting in Georgia by saying school shootings are just 'a fact of life' and attacking common sense gun safety reform." 'Instead of addressing her own failures, she lies about what I said.' In an official statement, the Harris campaign wrote, "Yesterday, Vice President Harris said 'it doesn't have to be this way' in response to another senseless school shooting. Donald Trump and JD Vance think school shootings are a 'fact of life' and 'we have to get over it.'" — (@) The Trump campaign responded, "Kamala's interns just released a statement pushing FAKE NEWS that the Associated Press just retracted. Watch the full video and you'll clearly see that JD Vance does not say what they claim he said. These morons do nothing but lie every single day." Harris' campaign was not alone in peddling the falsehood, however; its leader had similarly gone in on the action, tweeting, "School shootings are not just a fact of life. It doesn't have to be this way." Vance responded directly, writing, "Kamala wants to take security out of our schools instead of protecting our children. Instead of addressing her own failures, she lies about what I said. More desperation from the biggest fraud in American politics." Late last month, the Associated Press supported another false Democratic narrative. Blaze News previously reported that the liberal publication parroted the false Democratic claim that Project 2025 is the "Republican blueprint for a second Trump term in the White House." Project 2025 responded on X, "Is this the AP or the DNC account? Project 2025 does not represent any candidate or campaign." Only after the damage was done did the AP correct its error and delete its post, noting it had "misidentified the blueprint as Republican." Like Blaze News? Bypass the censors, sign up for our newsletters, and get stories like this direct to your inbox. Sign up here!

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