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WASHINGTON, DC—In an unexpected and awkward press conference, Vice President Kamala Harris finally addressed her controversial comments about being a “gun owner” by revealing her favorite “firearm”—the infamous “Glock Magnum,” an orange, distinctly non-lethal… object. “I’ve heard the critics,” Harris said, standing proudly in front of a podium, holding what could generously be described as a prop from an X-rated science fiction film. “But I’m here to show you that I fully support responsible gun ownership—this is my personal defense weapon of choice.” The “Glock Magnum,” as Harris dubbed it, is a strikingly phallic orange dildo. “It’s perfect for personal defense,” Harris quipped, while giggles could be heard among the press corps. “It may not fire bullets, but it makes a strong statement. You don’t need high-capacity magazines when you’ve got this baby.” The Vice President emphasized the symbolic power of her choice. “In a world where toxic masculinity runs rampant, we must arm ourselves with objects of peace, but also empowerment,” she said, gripping the bright orange weapon proudly. “This is a feminist tool, not just a firearm substitute. And let’s be real—this will disarm any man faster than a round of hollow-points.” The press conference, which quickly devolved into awkward laughter, ended with Harris suggesting that the “Glock Magnum” could replace firearms in non-lethal self-defense kits across the country. “Imagine how much safer our schools would be,” she mused, “if everyone was armed with these.” Reports from inside the White House say the event has sparked a debate over whether or not the Vice President understands what a gun actually is. Nevertheless, the moment went viral, with #GlockMagnum trending on social media, as both Second Amendment supporters and critics seemed equally confused. Tucker Carlson, during his nightly rant, stated, “I don’t even know how to react. I mean, is this where we are now? I’m just… wow.” In response, Harris tweeted a selfie holding her “Glock Magnum,” with the caption, “Better safe than sorry.” The post BREAKING: Kamala Harris shows off her favorite Glock to prove she’s not anti-gun appeared first on Genesius Times.

FLINT, MI—In what is being hailed as one of the most courageous acts of her political career, Vice President Kamala Harris made a triumphant return to the site of the now-infamous Malfunctioning Teleprompter Incident. The brave homecoming to the community center in Flint, Michigan, has instantly elevated Harris into the pantheon of political heroes, with many comparing her to George Washington crossing the Delaware or even President Trump returning to the site of an assassination attempt. “It was a moment that could have broken anyone else,” said one visibly emotional aide. “But Kamala… she stared that teleprompter down, and she lived to tell the tale.” The teleprompter, which went blank for a full seven seconds during a crucial speech about infrastructure and the importance of “school buses as an extension of climate justice,” nearly derailed the entire event. Harris, who was left momentarily speechless, stood in what critics have described as a “rare moment of silence,” before bravely improvising some completely unintelligible thoughts about community and unity. “I thought it was over for her,” said one attendee, still clutching a Harris ’24 campaign button in awe. “She was just standing there, lost, like a ship without a compass. But then, she smiled and said something about… Venn diagrams? I don’t really know what she meant, but it was powerful.” Harris has received glowing praise for her ability to recover from the teleprompter’s sabotage, with media outlets declaring her return to Flint a bold statement of defiance. CNN’s Anderson Cooper called it “the most inspirational comeback since Rocky Balboa.” “We all know how difficult it is to speak off-the-cuff,” said a White House spokesperson. “But when the teleprompter died on her, Kamala didn’t just freeze like a deer in the headlights—she dug deep, found her inner warrior, and delivered a word salad so epic that no one knew what it meant. That’s leadership.” After returning to the scene of the teleprompter failure, Harris held a ceremonial ribbon-cutting at the podium where the incident occurred. The event drew a modest crowd of about a dozen people, mostly local volunteers, and at least one visibly confused man who thought he was attending a pancake breakfast. In a moving speech, Harris declared, “Today, we stand in the very place where words once failed us, but where hope, and yes, teleprompter engineers, did not.” As she gazed into the crowd, her voice trembling with emotion, she added, “It is in our darkest moments that we find the courage to read from an index card.” She then paused for dramatic effect, allowing the weight of her words (and the length of her sentence fragments) to settle on the audience. For her unparalleled bravery, there is already talk of Harris receiving some sort of special commendation. Twitter users have started using the hashtag #TeleprompterGate, urging the Vice President to address what many are calling “the greatest threat to democracy since, well, democracy.” Meanwhile, Harris has reassured the nation that new security measures will be put in place to prevent future teleprompter mishaps, including a backup iPad and an emergency “Kamala 101” phrasebook loaded with her go-to talking points like “community” and “unity.” With this brave return, one thing is certain: no malfunctioning machine will stop Kamala Harris from bravely forging forward, one confusing metaphor at a time. The post BREAKING: Kamala Harris bravely returns to site of malfunctioning teleprompter appeared first on Genesius Times.

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Living most of her life on tales and short-lived memories with her father was no easy task for Lisa Marie Presley, who was only nine when Elvis Presley died. During a recent chat with Oprah Winfrey, Lisa Marie’s daughter Riley Keough revealed how her mother coped with his absence. Even as an adult and mother of grown-up kids, Lisa Marie continued to feel the loss of her father, as Riley would often catch her crying while listening to his songs. She passed away last year due to a bowel obstruction, but Riley is telling her story via a posthumous memoir, From Here to the Great Unknown. Lisa Marie Presley may have predicted her father’s death Lisa Marie Presley / Everett While promoting the new memoir, Riley shared snippets about the days leading up to Elvis’ death and how Lisa Marie instinctively sensed some danger ahead. Just the night before the unfortunate incident, little Lisa Marie told her father goodnight but not in the regular way. She also wrote letters praying that he would not die, as she had noticed him struggling to stand up straight or use the bathroom. Despite being divorced from Lisa Marie’s mother, Priscilla Presley, Elvis was a present father in the late singer’s life for those nine years. Little Lisa Marie Presley / Everett Coping with Elvis Presley’s death in adulthood It is likely that Lisa Marie never got over her dad’s demise, seeing that Riley often found her alone, drunk, and plugged into Elvis’ tracks. Riley told Oprah that she would often join her mother in the room in such moments and keep her company. Lisa Marie Presley /Everett Riley noted that the memoir captures Lisa Marie’s emotions, which varied from vulnerable and open to closed off and angry and even sometimes indifferent. She hopes readers will see Lisa Marie beyond the glam and her identity as a celebrity child but as a person with feelings and a personality. Next up: Ryan Seacrest Comes Under Fire For His First ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Blooper The post Riley Keough Reveals Lisa Marie Presley Would Get Drunk And Cry While Listening To Elvis Presley appeared first on DoYouRemember? - The Home of Nostalgia. Author, Peace A

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