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'We Would Prefer If 3000 Babies Weren't Murdered Every Day‚' Says Crowd Of Deranged Extremists
WASHINGTON‚ D.C. — According to local authorities in the nation's capital‚ a large mob of unhinged extremists has converged on the National Mall to politely state they would prefer it if 3‚000 babies weren't being killed every day.