'Well‚ Crap‚' Thinks Newborn Baby Placed On Gay Man's Boobless Chest
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'Well‚ Crap‚' Thinks Newborn Baby Placed On Gay Man's Boobless Chest

NEW YORK CITY — Shortly after drawing his first breath‚ local newborn Brantley Evans immediately began searching for the comfort of a boob‚ only to find himself on some gay man's unwelcoming‚ hairy chest.