Americans Unanimously Agree To Vote For Whichever Candidate Stops Sending Them Campaign Donation Text Messages
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Americans Unanimously Agree To Vote For Whichever Candidate Stops Sending Them Campaign Donation Text Messages

PHILADELPHIA, PA — Americans on both sides of the political have finally united under a single issue: every single American in the United States has agreed to vote for whichever candidate stops sending them campaign donation text messages first.