Home Depot Introduces 'Shame Alarm' That Blares If A Man Asks An Employee For Help
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Home Depot Introduces 'Shame Alarm' That Blares If A Man Asks An Employee For Help

HOUSTON, TX — The Home Depot has just announced a brand new "Alarm of Shame," which will be standard in all Home Depot locations by next week. The Alarm of Shame is meant to improve customer satisfaction and self-confidence by loudly blaring every time any so-called "man" asks an employee for help.