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'You Accept All Cookies Into Your Browser, But Do You Accept All Of Jesus Into Your Heart?' - OpEd By Chet Skatington
Check it, Fam. You know when you're on the computer and go to a website about skateboarding and are hit with a pop-up about accepting cookies? You're probably not even sure what they are, but you click "Accept" anyway so you can see those sweet 720s.