'Maybe This Will Change Your Mind,’ Says Atheist Slipping St Peter A Crisp $20 Bill At The Gate
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'Maybe This Will Change Your Mind,’ Says Atheist Slipping St Peter A Crisp $20 Bill At The Gate

PEARLY GATES — The gates of Heaven remained firmly closed today as a new atheist arrival tried to bribe his way into eternal rest.