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Megachurch Pastor Given Shack In Heaven While Small-Church Pastor Of 50 Years Gets To Live In The Avengers Tower
HEAVEN — Celestial sources shed light on the eternal rewards of two pastors yesterday, confirming that Frank Linderson, the pastor of a congregation of 40 people for over half a century was welcomed into Heaven's Avengers Tower while Brad Neil, who had been a megachurch pastor for six years, was given his very own celestial shack.