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'I Just Don't Have Time To Memorize Scripture,' Says Guy Who Knows Entire 1986 New York Mets Roster
NEW YORK, NY — Local man Bradley Hart caught some awkward stares from members of his church small group earlier this week after the 38-year-old claimed that he "just doesn't have time to memorize Scripture," despite the fact that he had evidently committed the entire 1986 New York Mets roster to memory.