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Idiot Trains For 17 Years To Earn Black Belt When He Could Have Just Purchased One On Amazon For $12.99
ST. PAUL, MN — Sources close to Bruce Connor say that the 21-year-old martial artist has just finished proving he's a total idiot by spending 17 years earning his black belt when he could have just purchased one on Amazon for $12.99 years ago.