Starbucks Makes Up For Coffee Being Crappy By Heating It To One Million Degrees Celsius
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Starbucks Makes Up For Coffee Being Crappy By Heating It To One Million Degrees Celsius

U.S. — In an effort to make up for serving incredibly lousy coffee, Starbucks has rolled out a new plan to heat all drinks to one million degrees Celsius."Our coffee may suck, but boy is it hot!" said…