Elisha Once Again Summons The She-Bears As Coworker Loudly Chews Morning Bagel
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Elisha Once Again Summons The She-Bears As Coworker Loudly Chews Morning Bagel

BETHEL — Two she-bears broke into a local market and mauled an employee this morning, reportedly summoned by the prophet Elisha because his co-worker was eating his morning bagel very loudly.