Healthiest Man Alive Just Does The Opposite Of Whatever The Government Recommends
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Healthiest Man Alive Just Does The Opposite Of Whatever The Government Recommends

BATON ROUGE, LA — Sources close to Max Calderfield, the Healthiest Man Alive, say that the wonder of nature has maintained a sound mind and body precisely by doing exactly the opposite of whatever the government recommends.