Chuck Schumer Reveals His Decayed Appearance Is Due To Possessing The One Ring For Last 500 Years
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Chuck Schumer Reveals His Decayed Appearance Is Due To Possessing The One Ring For Last 500 Years

NEW YORK, NY — After online rumors regarding the way he looked at last night's Al Smith dinner, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer revealed his decayed appearance was due to possessing The One Ring for the last 500 years.