Wife Finally Decides On Restaurant And Oh No! She Took So Long The Heat Death Of The Universe Happened And There Are No More Restaurants!
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Wife Finally Decides On Restaurant And Oh No! She Took So Long The Heat Death Of The Universe Happened And There Are No More Restaurants!

CINCINATTI, OH — After contemplating her options, local wife Marie Raynard finally selected a restaurant to eat at, but sadly she had taken so long to decide the heat death of the universe had already happened.