Biden Fitted With Muzzle So He Can't Bite Any More Babies
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Biden Fitted With Muzzle So He Can't Bite Any More Babies

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Out of an abundance of caution, the White House confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden had been fitted with a muzzle to prevent him from biting any more babies. This comes one day after a bizarre incident in which the president bit several babies at a White House Halloween event.