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RFK, Jr. Jumped In Dark Alley By Count Chocula, Chester Cheetah, Kool-Aid Man
WASHINTON, D.C. — Presumptive cabinet member and amateur bodybuilder Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. was reportedly attacked late last night by a gang of assailants matching the description of Count Chocula, Chester Cheetah, and the Kool-Aid Man.