Cruel: DOGE To Force Government Offices To Use Single-Ply Toilet Paper
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Cruel: DOGE To Force Government Offices To Use Single-Ply Toilet Paper

U.S. — In what sources described as a "cruel" step to reduce waste of taxpayer funding at all levels, the Department of Government Efficiency has announced plans to force government offices to use only single-ply toilet paper.