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Trump Tells Trudeau He Won't Annex Canada If They Admit Their Bacon Is Just Ham
PALM BEACH, FL — Inside sources said President-elect Donald Trump drew a hard line in the sand during a dinner meeting last week with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, as witnesses reported overhearing Trump telling Trudeau that the U.S. would refrain from annexing Canada if they would admit that their "bacon" is just weird, gross ham.