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Chinese Retaurant's Authenticity Questioned As The Cash Register Is Not Being Run By The Owner's 9-Year-Old Son
CHINATOWN, NY — Patrons of Grand Family Food 长城 Sezchuan Traditional Chinese Restaurant began expressing suspicions about the restaurant's authenticity after seeing that the cash register wasn't even manned by the owner's 9-year-old son while doing homework.