Our villains are growing more theatrical while our heroes are shunned. Pity the poor citizens of Gotham. At any point a resident could just be walking down the street and some murderous theater kid in tights might start blowing up buildings. Gotham taxpayers’ life savings are constantly being stolen from city banks, so their FDIC budget is probably more than what they spend on national defense. There’s about an 80 percent chance any first date is ruined by a high-speed chase in which...