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Killjoy Wife Tells Husband He Can’t Dress As Tom Bombadil For Church Every Sunday
MYSTIC, CT — Local churchgoer Clive Richmond, known for his habit of wearing a blue jacket, tall feathered hat, and yellow boots, must now switch to wearing just a boring old dress shirt and slacks to services after his "total killjoy of a wife" told him to stop dressing like Tom Bombadil every Sunday.
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