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Chicago Bears Offense Gets Roasted After Shaboozey Was On The Field Nearly As Long As Them
Brutal start for the Chicago Bears...
The Detroit Lions are obviously a Super Bowl contender this year, but this one admittedly felt like a trap game. Maybe that was just a homer pick on my part, but the Bears played the Lions tough twice last year, and if not for a pretty bad collapse, would've beat them twice. The offense has looked A LOT better under Thomas Brown... I don't know, I had a good feeling they could keep it close.
And... I was wrong.
Down 16 to 0 heading into the half, with a putrid 7 minutes of offensive possession, the Bears are officially cooked (23-13 at the time of the blog).
And if they weren't a big enough laughing stock, once again I say this as longtime Bears fan, country music star Shaboozey was nearly on the field as long as Caleb Williams and the Bears offense.
The Bears just barely eclipsed 7 minutes, and Shaboozey's halftime performance was over 6 and a half. Nearly the same...
https://twitter.com/mattzahnsports/status/1862215521594192031
Overall, the performance was pretty good... sure beats the hell outta Jack Harlow last year:
https://twitter.com/theseapriv/status/1862217097696166094
The commentary was painfully hilarious:
https://twitter.com/JoshiedNFT/status/1862215083868168512
https://twitter.com/QueenRaelynR6/status/1862214710428332373
https://twitter.com/theScore/status/1862218522719400085
https://twitter.com/theScoreBet/status/1862214801822245269
https://twitter.com/jjones9/status/1862209241542426952
Fire Matt Eberflus... do it now, you cowards.