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DES MOINES—In a bizarre turn of events‚ Fox News has taken a bold leap into the realm of speculative journalism by unanimously declaring Jeb Bush the winner of the 2024 Iowa Caucuses. The announcement‚ made during a special segment of “Fox News Fantasy Politics‚” has left viewers scratching their heads and wondering if they accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. The unconventional move comes as Fox News embraces a new era of reporting‚ where facts and reality take a backseat to wild conjecture and wishful thinking. “We’ve decided to skip the actual caucus results this time and jump straight to the winner we’ve always dreamed of‚” proclaimed a Fox News anchor with a twinkle in their eye. Jeb Bush‚ who hasn’t been a presidential contender for years‚ seemed as surprised as anyone by the news. “I wasn’t even running‚” he admitted during an interview‚ adding‚ “But hey‚ if Fox News says I won‚ who am I to argue? Maybe I’ll start printing campaign posters.” The decision to crown Jeb Bush as the victor has ignited a storm of confusion on social media‚ with users wondering if they missed a memo about a surprise Jeb Bush comeback. One Twitter user wrote‚ “I thought he retired from politics‚ but I guess Fox News has a different reality. Can’t wait for their weather forecast featuring dragons and unicorns.” As pundits scramble to make sense of this audacious move‚ Fox News is doubling down on their commitment to making the news as entertaining as possible. Rumor has it they are already planning the next installment of “Fantasy Politics‚” where viewers can expect Mitt Romney to be named the winner of the 2024 Grammy Awards. Because‚ why not? It’s all in good fun‚ right? The post BREAKING: Fox News unanimously declares Jeb Bush the winner of the 2024 Iowa Caucases appeared first on Genesius Times.