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A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you’re here."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I’m just trying to warn you that he's watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"I'm Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus."
Ruh roh, Raggy. ?
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Who was the first female U.S. Secretary of State?
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I might read this book instead of the funny papers!!!
"An upcoming book asserts that President Joe Biden threatened to fire White House staff if they were found to have leaked negative information regarding Vice President Kamala Harris after her poorly received trip to Guatemala, Politico reported on Tuesday.
''This Will Not Pass'' by New York Times journalists Jonathan Martin and Alexander Burns claims Biden confronted the staffers after a story emerged last summer characterizing the vice president's office as an ''abusive environment.''
At the same time, White House communications director Kate Bedingfield allegedly blamed Harris for her office's mismanagement and inability to fulfill the tasks assigned to her by the president."
https://www.newsmax.com/politi....cs/joe-biden-kamala-
I have to think that the 2024 election numbers are being downplayed by the media.
"With the war in Ukraine adding to issues on President Joe Biden's plate, a just released Emerson College Poll shows him down 12 points in favorability with his predecessor, former President Donald Trump.
According to the poll, 59% of voters expressed a somewhat or very favorable view of Trump, while 47% had a somewhat or very favorable view of Biden.
The two are more closely matched in a hypothetical 2024 election, where Trump leads Biden 45% to 42%."
https://www.newsmax.com/politi....cs/favorability-rati
Do you approve or disapprove of the Biden administration's response to the Russian invasion?
57,603 TOTAL VOTES
APPROVE
18.4%
DISAPPROVE
81.6%
https://www.pollking.com/?do-y....ou-approve-or-disapp
https://twitter.com/i/status/1506688431702872065
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il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) March 23, 2022
https://twitter.com/i/status/1506511175529476102
Hi Judge Jackson, here’s your biologist: pic.twitter.com/zOQkwMmZhb
Kangmin Lee ??✝️?? (@thekangminlee) March 23, 2022
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