MAR-A-LAGO, FL The man who allegedly attempted to assassinate former President Donald Trump has been formally charged—not with attempted murder, but with jaywalking and “mostly-peacefully” protesting without a permit. The suspect, identified as 58-year-old activist Ryan Routh, was apprehended near a Trump golf course after authorities say he made a failed attempt on Trump’s life using what can only be described as a poorly aimed AK47. However, it wasn’t his questionable assassination attempt that drew the ire of the law. Instead, prosecutors have slapped Fault with two serious infractions: crossing the street outside a designated crosswalk and protesting without the proper paperwork. “We take these charges very seriously,” said a spokesperson for the local police department. “Jaywalking is a gateway crime. Today, it’s crossing the street unlawfully. Tomorrow, it’s overthrowing governments.” When asked about the assassination attempt, authorities were quick to downplay the incident, characterizing Fault’s actions as part of a broader peaceful protest movement. “He was mostly peaceful,” confirmed Police Chief Woke, emphasizing that Fault’s attempt to launch a rock at the former president could be seen as “symbolic speech.” Legal analysts are baffled by the peculiar charges. “It’s rare that attempted assassination is downgraded to jaywalking,” said legal expert Hugh Jassole. “But in today’s climate, anything is possible.” In a statement, Trump’s legal team expressed confusion at the leniency. “I mean, the guy tried to kill me! You’d think that would be worth more than a $50 jaywalking fine,” Trump said at Mar-a-Lago. “I guess they’re saving the real punishment for my golf handicap.” Fault’s legal defense team has already begun arguing that the protest was, in fact, an artistic expression aimed at exposing the societal impacts of crosswalks on climate change. “He wasn’t jaywalking; he was making a statement about the arbitrary constraints of man-made infrastructure. He also wasn’t trying to kill Trump, just sending a message to the patriarchy.” As the trial looms, some in the media have started to refer to Fault as a hero, while others are wondering how long before he’s invited to headline a major cable news show. In the meantime, Trump has issued a statement thanking the jaywalking laws for being the true heroes of the day. The post BREAKING: DOJ charges 2nd would-be Trump assassin with jaywalking and mostly-peacefully protesting without a permit appeared first on Genesius Times.

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It has been two months since Shannen Doherty died of breast cancer after battling the debilitating condition for years. Although she was only 53, Shannen made a lasting impact among her fans and those who have worked with her in the past despite her reputation for being strict. The past weekend saw the late actress being remembered at a ‘90s Con event in Dayton Beach, Florida, as her Beverly Hills, 90210 co-stars Jennie Garth, Ian Ziering, Brian Austin Green, and Gabrielle Carteris took to the stage in her honor. Shannen Doherty’s co-stars remember her for her good nature Everett While on stage for the panel session, which Tori Spelling was meant to be on but opted out days prior to the Con, Brian gushed about how his late friend Shannen remained transparent and incredibly brave despite going through difficult challenges. He added that she often put aside her health issues to fully enjoy experiencing others. RELATED: Shannen Doherty Reportedly Had List Of People She Didn’t Want At Her Funeral Shannen has also inspired those beyond her acting circle, including one of Carteris’ friends, who feels hopeful regardless of her cancer diagnosis thanks to her. Carteris noted that Shannen’s legacy is for cancer-ill people and survivors who want more out of life. Everett Collection Cancer was no reason for Shannen to put her life on pause as she continued to create and inspire. On her Let’s Be Clear podcast, she regularly spoke up for people like herself, debunking the narrative that cancer automatically means retirement from life’s fun. Just before creating her show, she delivered a touching interview, where she admitted she did not want to die. Everett Shannen had big plans, which included traveling more and potentially moving to Italy. She also disclosed her intention to build her dream house in Tennessee with her Charmed co-star Holly Marie-Combs, who said Shannen thought she had a lot more time ahead. Holly recalled seeing Shannen looking giddy and excited about her plans, which she sadly never got to realize. Click for next Article The post ‘Beverly Hills, 90210’ Cast Reunites To Pay Tribute To Shannen Doherty At ‘90s Con Event appeared first on DoYouRemember? - The Home of Nostalgia. Author, Peace A

Love Boat stars Fred Grandy, Ted Lange, Bernie Kopell, and Jill Whelan reunited on the Enchanted Princess in Brooklyn, New York, for Princess Cruises’ The Love Boat Celebration at Sea. It has been nearly four decades since the show’s finale, and many among the thousands of fans aboard the ship were curious about a potential sequel. The seven-night cruise was an unforgettable experience as the four series’ stars held Q & A sessions, reflected on their experience at sea and shared their hopes for a reunion. Jill Whelan was especially enthusiastic about a sequel, which she thinks will be fabulous. Jill Whelan would love a ‘Love Boat’ sequel and to see her character’s evolution Everett Whelan’s major reason for wanting a sequel is to see how her character, Vicki, evolved in her romantic relationships. She noted that Vicki was unlucky in love and only attracted men who led her to mischief; however, a continued plot might depict her in a healthy relationship, a job or thrice divorced like Whelan in real life. RELATED: Jill Whelan Remembers Her Late ‘Love Boat’ Costar Gavin MacLeod Whelan recalled joining the Love Boat at 11 and growing up among seasoned actors, who taught her how to position in the acting industry. She appreciated the likes of Gavin McLeod and Bernie for setting the standard of respect, which is lacking in Hollywood. She also thanked Grandy and Lange for shaping her into a confident actress at the time. Everett The 57-year-old, who is the Celebrations Ambassador for Princess Cruises, has enjoyed perks such as bringing family along on cruises. The recent Love Boat event featured the captain’s champagne waterfall toast, a vow renewal ceremony, magic and comedy from Quinn The Mighty Quinn Beasley and Eric Buss, live music, and a staging of the musical Rock Opera. Everett Beyond being an ambassador, Whelan appears to genuinely enjoy the cruise ship, having brought her guidance mother and late stepfather on it for a mini-vacation. She recalled some of her traditions while aboard, such as playing cards and sitting on the balcony of Wake View Bar to bid farewell to each port as they moved. Click for next Article The post Jill Whelan Talks About Possibility Of ‘Love Boat’ Sequel appeared first on DoYouRemember? - The Home of Nostalgia. Author, Peace A

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