'Quickly arrested'

'I think it’s a mini stroke. Part of her mouth seems sinking'

What will her punishment be, if anything?

Walsh's great accomplishment is just how much he gets them to open up

I'm loving DeChambeau and Koepka pairing up

'Just do the f**king dishes!'

'Everything can move'

Books Reading the Weird Problems That Smell: Stephen King’s Pet Sematary (Part 9) This week’s chapters show the aftermath of a terrible choice, as now-unavoidable repercussions pile up… By Ruthanna Emrys, Anne M. Pillsworth | Published on September 4, 2024 Comment 0 Share New Share Welcome back to Reading the Weird, in which we get girl cooties all over weird fiction, cosmic horror, and Lovecraftiana—from its historical roots through its most recent branches. This week, we continue Stephen King’s Pet Sematary with Chapters 27-29. The novel was first published in 1983. Spoilers ahead! Coming home after his debriefing with Jud, Louis realizes how drunk he’s gotten. He can’t find the switch for his garage lights. The kitchen door eludes him. He’s afraid he’ll fall over some toy. He wishes for a hand to guide him, then realizes that if a hand took his in the darkness, he’d scream. He bumbles into a wall and gets a splinter, then barks a shin on the station wagon. At least then he knows where he is. But—where’s the damn cat? “Church’s hot, furry body oiled against his ankle like a low eddy of water, followed by its loathsome tail, curling against his calf like a clutching snake.” And then Louis does scream. * * * Rachel and the kids return from Chicago. Louis grins through his embarrassment as Ellie and Gage both run to him yelling “Daddy!” Rachel comes up behind, looking beat. Their trip was long but uneventful until Gage threw up. She hopes it was airsickness, not a virus. Ellie’s face turns anxious as she asks about Church. Over Thanksgiving, she dreamed that he’d been run over. Church is fine, Louis says. He doesn’t add that the cat lies around all day staring with “strange, muddy eyes—as if he’d seem something that had blasted away most of whatever intelligence a cat has.” Nor does he mention he now sweeps Church outside nights with a broom, or that Church has started leaving messily dead mice as little presents. As they reach the car, Gage throws up on Louis. By the time they get home, he has a fever. Louis hides another eviscerated mouse. After dinner, Ellie calls Church inside and hugs him, but her joy turns to puzzlement. She puts him down and, distressed, tells Louis the cat smells funny. Maybe he rolled in something, Louis says. The bad smell will go away. “I certainly hope so,” Ellie says. Listening to the wind blow outside, “thin and wild, coming from the north, bringing down winter,” Louis is “simply, stupidly afraid.” Gage’s fever rises. Rachel frets at Louis about his viral diagnosis, until he snaps that she can go get a second opinion. When Louis apologizes, she briefly stokes his anger again by admitting that her parents bought the kids new clothes. Then Elly yells for help. Though Louis put him out earlier, Church has somehow gotten back inside and is sprawled on her bed, stinking. Can he just pass through doors like Pascow’s ghost? Louis carries Church downstairs. It’s the first time he’s held him since his return, and he breathes through his mouth to avoid the smell. It’s not as bad as, say, shit or gangrenous flesh. Yet something makes it unnaturally foul. Louis tosses Church outside, hard, getting a look of “green, ugly hate” in return. Christ, Jud, Louis thinks. I wish you’d kept your mouth shut. He can’t blame him, though. He remembers the man talking about how the burial ground “gets hold of you.” And Louis went of his own free will. Maybe the secret place is his, too, now. No, he tells himself. Not if he doesn’t want it to be. Rachel takes Gage to bed with her. After making sure, again, that all the doors and windows are shut against feline intrusion, Louis beds down on the pull-out couch. (Beds were smaller in the ’80s.) He dreams of killing Church and reburying him in the Micmac ground, but so deep that the cat is trapped in the stony earth. He wakes up to a weight on his chest: Church perched like a breath-stealing spirit from old-wives’ tales. He shoves it off in disgust. Meanwhile Rachel’s shouting for help. Gage is vomiting again, and choking on it. Louis quickly helps clear his airway, but Rachel remains terrified at what she believes was Gage’s near-miss with death. “He was so close,” she says. “Honey,” Louis replies, “we’re all close. All the time.” Rachel says Gage woke hungry around midnight and she gave him a bottle of milk. So, says Louis, no more milk. Rachel agrees, “almost humbly.” Back downstairs, Louis hunts around until he discovers how Church keeps getting in the house: The basement door, which he closed on both his previous patrols, now stands ajar. If Church has found some overlooked egress to the basement and learned how to paw open the inner latch of the basement door, mystery solved. After ejecting Church once more, Louis shoots home the bolt. * * * In the morning, Gage’s fever has dropped near normal. At breakfast he shows off his new ability to copy others’ speech. What Ellie wants him to say is “shit” and “fart.” Even Rachel can’t entirely suppress her amusement as Gage cheerfully chants, “Farz-n-shit.” Then he throws up in his cereal bowl. Ellie flees from the kitchen. Louis breaks up completely, laughing, then crying, then laughing again. Rachel and Gage stare as if he’s gone crazy, but actually he was crazy before the fit. Now with his family home and Gage recovering, he thinks he’s going to be all right. Is the weirdness of the past week over with? Louis doesn’t know, but it feels over. “And, for a while, at least, it was.” What’s Cyclopean: Church “oils” against Louis’s ankle and glares with “green, ugly hate”. Later Church lies “hotly in his arms, like a quiescent disease”. The Degenerate Dutch: Okay, look. If you’re convinced that your outdoor cat hasn’t been killing mice, not to mention small songbirds—or that a fixed cat won’t bother with hunting—then you are working with a very weird model of both predation and hormonal effects. Madness Takes Its Toll: After Gage recovers, Louis believes that he’s been crazy, but he’s going to be fine now. Sure, man. Absolutely. Ruthanna’s Commentary Jud is the man who should’ve been Louis’s father. This is the first thing we learn as Pet Sematary opens, and it sounds like a good thing. Men who grow up without fathers—and in Louis’s case even without grandfathers—yearn for gender-matched role models, for sources of masculine wisdom and care. It’s particularly tough for such a man to find his way as a father. This is a bit trite and gender essentialist, but based on the men I’ve known in this position, it’s also not completely wrong. Groping around in the dark, like Louis in his garage, you want a clear light to follow—even if you’re technically capable of figuring the terrain out on your own. But in King’s universe, having parents is far from an unalloyed good. Charlie’s father in Firestarter tries as hard as he can, but also responsible for her pyrokinetic and bureaucratic problems. Carrie’s mother is an abusive monster. Richie Grenadine has the world’s worst drinking problem. Rachel’s father tried to bribe her fiancé out of her life. And Jud… as a father figure, Jud’s very free with guidance, and Louis welcomes it. No one likes to grope around in the dark—and if you feel like that’s what you’re doing, you definitely don’t want to think of the first light on offer as an oncoming train. But Louis would’ve done better to listen to Pascow’s possessing spirit than to his friendly neighbor. This week’s chapters show the aftermath of a terrible choice, as now-unavoidable repercussions pile up. Worse, most of the people facing those repercussions don’t know about Louis’s, and Louis’s not in a position to explain. “I’m so sorry, but Church got hit by a car” was more doable than it felt, even with Rachel’s phobia. “I’m sorry, but Church got hit by a car just like you dreamed, only Jud helped me resurrect him and that’s why he’s Not Right, sorry about the smell” is probably beyond the kind of relationship Louis has with either Rachel or his kids. He loves them and wants to do right by them, but that’s a pretty high bar for honesty – and would be even for someone who reacted appropriately to Jud’s lie-to-your-wife advice. So now he’s terrified of the cat, and Ellie’s also stuck with a pet she knows she should love but is repulsed by, and Rachel has to deal with having Death right there in the building and almost perfectly deniable. It’s going to tear them apart. My literal nightmares sometimes follow this script: I’ve done something horrible, something that’s going to hurt my family irreparably, and there’s no taking it back. The climactic-tipping-point level of mistake is a particular terror of parents. Rachel faces a mundane version: the question of how to handle the worst childhood fevers. Go to the hospital when you don’t have to, and you spend hours in the ER with a miserable kid and get a Tylenol for your troubles, and maybe a sicker and worse-rested kid. Stay home when you should go in, and… what if? Louis may be right that “we’re all close,” but some moments make that proximity all too obvious. Louis tries to convince himself that the burial ground hasn’t become “my place now.” But he’s not stronger than Jud, nor the exception to his belated warning. Whatever has claimed that place claims the people who make use of it—and I suspect one of the ways it does that is by undermining the places that were theirs before. Undead Church brings something malign into the house—something from which Louis can’t protect his family because he let it enter to begin with, and because he can never admit that he did so. Which means that for however long Church 2.0 lasts, something will continue to eat away at the home-ness of their house. And at any healthy sense of what it means for a place to be one’s own, until the burial ground is all that’s left. Anne’s Commentary When I read about Louis waking up to find Church lying on his chest “like something from the old wives’ tale of breath-stealing,” I could relate. My first cat, Robin, much preferred the human chest to his plush cat bed. Since I sleep on my side, I was a poor choice of mattress. My back-sleeping mother, however, soon took to shutting him in the cellar at night. I protested until she told me cats perch on sleeping people to suck the breath out of their lungs. My grandmother added that with the breath, they also sucked out the soul. So no matter how good the person was while alive, when they died they went straight to Purgatory and stayed there forever. You’ve got to have a soul to go to heaven, or to hell for that matter. I didn’t buy the story, but I liked it. Losing your soul to a breath-sucking cat could be a good thing as well as a bad one. Not having a soul meant you could be as bad as you wanted and still avoid the eternal flames of damnation. Purgatory forever would be an easy berth by comparison, and the cat would have to go to hell for you. Ergo cats couldn’t be sucking breath and souls from people. Cats were too smart to risk taking a fall for any damn human. Later experience has convinced me that cats sleep on chests for two reasons. One, in addition to your warmth, they like the wave-like rise and fall of your ribcage under their tummies. Two, they’re perfectly positioned to tap your nose if you’re oversleeping their feeding time. So, unless you have a cat so obese it really will put you into anoxia if it plops on your diaphragm region, just chill. And wear a nose-guard, because if you oversleep long enough, the claws could come out. What we’ve got to remember with regards to Church is that he’s been dead and then resurrected, making him no ordinary chest-perching house cat. His “strange, muddy eyes” make Louis imagine that he’s seen something that “blasted away most of whatever intelligence a cat has.” If that’s so, what has replaced the cat intelligence? I’ve noticed that while I still assign Church his male pronouns, King much of the time has Louis refer to Church by the neuter pronoun it. Louis formerly hypermasculinized the cat, but it’s death rather than the vet’s scalpel that has truly neutered Church for him. While Rachel and Ellie didn’t much notice the difference, for Louis, the “gunslinger” tom came home from the clinic less active, less swaggering, all around less. The revenant Church is even sleepier and duller than post-vet Church, and much clumsier. So why shouldn’t Louis think of the cat as “it,” neither male nor female, gone beyond neutered to neutralized? “It” is applied to neuter things, lifeless objects. “It” can also be applied to creatures with plenty of life or at least liveliness, creatures with volition and with agency of dangerous-to-deadly potential. Creatures beyond human ken, like monsters, demons, ghosts and ghouls and supernatural entities of every kind and culture. Church could fit into multiple supernatural categories. Undead, for sure. Possessed, for pretty sure. Would that make a former “him” a monster “it”? The hell, if only out of fellowship with Louis, I’ll go with “it” henceforth. A monster “it,” mind. An “it” with lots going on in “its” feline skull. Or feline shell? Either way, I don’t see revenant Church as witless, bumbling along on a poorly rebooted autopilot. Its languor and clumsiness are more likely assumed than constitutional. After all, the only revenant Church Louis can possibly accept is one like the revenant Spot Jud describes: dulled-down, brain-injured maybe, but still Spot, still a good dog, or good enough to go on loving until its next death. After which, enough already, now you can accept it passing on. Church is no dog. Church is a cat, and cats are weird beasts, more fitting receptacles, let’s say, for something smart enough to feign harmless (if grotesque) dimness until… its time comes. If revenant Church really were so dull and awkward as it shows itself to Louis, how could it be so proficient a hunter of swift and canny rodents? So adroit an unpuzzler of latches? The one aspect of undeath its creatures can’t much mollify is that stench of the grave that rebirthed them. That grave in unhallowed, soured earth. By their smell shall you know them, after all. Yet in far less than strange aeons, people can get sufficiently used to the undead fetor to let its carriers remain in the household, kinda-sorta cherished pets. During the day, anyhow, and even on the Christmas hearth. As we’ll see in the next chapter. Next week, we return to the Parrington Museum for a deadly-dull reception in Sarah Monette’s “The Haunting of Dr. Claudius Winterson”.[end-mark] The post Problems That Smell: Stephen King’s <i>Pet Sematary</i> (Part 9) appeared first on Reactor.

On Saturday night, the Israeli military made a macabre and horrifying discovery: the slain bodies of six hostages taken by Hamas, including American citizen Hersh Goldberg-Polin. All six hostages had been shot point-blank in the head some 48-72 hours prior, presumably upon the approach of IDF soldiers; Hamas terrorists chose to murder the hostages they had held in terror tunnels for over 300 days rather than risk their liberation. The discovery sent the entire nation of Israel into mourning. On Oct. 7, Israelis were forced to remember that the enemy they face is not merely violent, but purely evil. In subsequent months, with the extraordinary progress of the IDF in Gaza over the protestations of the Biden administration, Hamas’ evils were relegated once more to the realm of military conflict. But the very thought of these victims — Goldberg-Polin, 23; Eden Yerushalmi, 24; Ori Danino, 25; Alex Lobanov, 32; Carmel Gat, 40; and Almog Sarusi, 27 — suffering without sunlight, food or water for nearly a year, all to be shot to death within hours of their possible freedom, reopened all the wounds of Oct. 7. It turned out that all the diplomatic overtures made by America — overtures largely accepted by the supposedly intransigent administration of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu — meant nothing. As Netanyahu pointed out, “whoever murders hostages does not want a deal.” That was predictable enough, given the fact that Hamas’ chief goal is its own survival — a goal directly at odds with Israel’s necessary goal of extirpating Hamas. That is why Hamas has consistently declared for months that there would be no hostage release without a full Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, along with the discharge of hundreds of convicted terrorists and murderers. Anything less than survival for Hamas is a loss. Dead Palestinians help Hamas achieve its goal of pressuring Israel; dead hostages help Hamas achieve its goal of pressuring Israel. And yet the immediate response of America and Great Britain has been to push Israel into more concessions. Asked whether Netanyahu had done enough to secure the hostage release, President Joe Biden — fresh from the beach in Delaware — said “no.” That is obviously political madness; if the murder of hostages wins indulgences, surely Hamas has the incentive to murder more hostages. But it is, far more importantly, moral madness; handing a victory to the very monsters who currently hold toddlers and threaten to shoot them in the head is the essence of cowardice. It’s worse: it’s complicity in evil. The only possible moral frame in which Israel can be blamed for Hamas’ monstrousness is a relativistic one, in which barbaric evil can be projected onto the “root cause” of the West. There is a reason so much of the left views America’s loss of the Vietnam War as a victory, or sees the Afghanistan pullout as a triumph, ignoring the viciousness of the Viet Cong and the Taliban. In this view, the cruelty of the West’s enemies is merely a response to the West’s own cruelty — and the evidence of that proposition is the existence of our enemies. Were we kind, generous and tolerant, we would have no enemies, goes the logic — thus the presence of our enemies demonstrates how fatally flawed we are. This perverse philosophy gives ammunition to the world’s worst human beings. Depriving evil actors of agency means leaving them free to pursue their worse designs, secure in the knowledge that the more savagely they act, the more they will be excused for their cruelty. The West, in this view, can never triumph but through surrender. This philosophy will destroy the West from within as well as from without. Cowardice is the greatest aid to evil; in fact, it is its own form of evil, for without it, evil could never win. A West incapable of distinguishing between those who kidnap and murder hostages in pursuit of Islamist theocracy and those who seek to free those hostages is a West that simply cannot survive. COPYRIGHT 2024 CREATORS.COM We publish a variety of perspectives. Nothing written here is to be construed as representing the views of The Daily Signal. The post The Evil of Cowardice appeared first on The Daily Signal.

The censorship regime that threatens Europe has crossed the Atlantic and has landed in the New World. Brazil became the latest example of a reputed “democracy” opting for a totalitarian evisceration of free speech in the name of combating “misinformation.” On Saturday, a Brazilian court ruled that the social media platform X would be banned from the country and that anyone caught using a VPN—a virtual private network—to access the website would be fined the equivalent of $9,000. That’s around the average annual income in Brazil, according to some estimates. On Monday, the country’s highest court unanimously upheld the decision. The one judge who opposed the fine said that people who go on X shouldn’t be punished unless they promote “racism, fascism, or Nazism, obstruct criminal investigations, or incite crimes in general.” Notice: No mention of socialism or communism. The Left will always oh-so-nobly protect unlimited free speech for communists, of course. X Chairman Elon Musk countered Brazil’s ban by making his satellite internet constellation Starlink free to users in Brazil, but now Brazil’s government is threatening that, as well. Did we see any outrage from the Biden administration or the corporate media over this obvious attack on an American company and free speech? Nope. What we got from the White House were crickets, and the corporate media have been doing their best to spin this into a mere regulatory technicality that’s mostly a good thing. Nothing would have happened to X if it had just complied with the Brazilian government, they say. That’s notable, given that so many media commentators warned that the previous right-wing Brazilian administration was going to be authoritarian. Now that the new left-wing Brazilian government has trampled on free speech in a direct way, they suddenly find the whole authoritarian thing kind of neat. Whatever spin they put on this, what happened in Brazil is a serious threat to freedom. It’s a disturbing and predictable continuation of a larger battle taking place over speech in the free world. As institutions and governments now largely captured by left-wing ideology lose credibility, and various “populist” movements threaten to take power, Western regimes are increasingly willing to use government force to cut them off at the knees. It’s interesting how this came to be. Big Tech was once sold by the Left as a totally benign collective institution that was meant to bring the whole world together in a great global exchange of ideas and friendship. That never really happened. It turns out that binding the whole world together means that we recognize each other’s differences just as much or more than our similarities. Hence, conflict. I do really get the feeling that some of the Left’s early Big Tech proponents really did think that globalized communications would turn everyone into a generic Western liberal. When those platforms became conduits for ideas and political movements they didn’t like, the self-proclaimed proponents of tolerance did what they’re wont to do when their utopian ideas get stymied by reality: They turned to censorship and force. They are increasingly comfortable using government power to threaten and pressure social media platforms to censor “misinformation”—which all too often is simply information or opinions they dislike. They do this, laughably, in the name of “our democracy.” At one time, much of Big Tech was happy to oblige the whims of petty bureaucrats and censorious left-wing governments. They did so freely. During the COVID-19 lockdowns, Big Tech and Big Government largely worked hand in hand. But the landscape has changed a bit in the past few years after the remarkable acquisition of Twitter, now X, by Musk. Social media technologies have always provided an opening to step around traditional media institutions. The Left now wants to put the genie back in the bottle with censorship. Losing X to someone who wasn’t entirely on board with their ideas was seen as an existential threat. It didn’t even have to be a conservative or someone on the Right. Initially, they just flew into hysterics about how Musk’s takeover was a threat to democracy, but now they are mobilizing and encouraging governments to ruthlessly crack down on powerful platforms that won’t bend over backwards to their demands. Many on the Left are celebrating what’s happened to X in Brazil and are demanding other governments do the same, or worse. “@elonmusk showed his total disrespect for Brazilian sovereignty and, in particular, for the judiciary, setting himself up as a true supranational entity and immune to the laws of each country,” de Moraes wrote.Because he is a weird and entitled billionaire tech bro. Tax him… https://t.co/YYlYnD4VXV— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) August 30, 2024 Former President Bill Clinton’s labor secretary, Robert Reich, even wrote that Musk should be arrested—just as the CEO of Telegram was in France—if he doesn’t crack down on speech on his platform. As I noted in a previous piece about the growing power of the censorship regimes in Europe, don’t count on the United States being immune to that temptation. Yes, we have the First Amendment. We also have a lot of people in the media and in high places in this country who would like nothing more than to see our old Constitution be dissolved. Vice President Kamala Harris said in 2019 that then-President Donald Trump should be censored by X. Are we to believe that she wouldn’t want to censor him in 2024? The existential threat to democracy isn’t coming from Musk, or X, or some anonymous social media accounts. It’s coming from unaccountable government bureaucracies and politicians who want to commandeer tech platforms to do their bidding—or else. It’s coming from the institutional powers that think you can’t handle the truth, can’t handle information that goes against their narrative about how the world should be. As power slips ever so slightly from their hands, they are now showing their teeth and will do increasingly illiberal things to ensure that the Left remains in control, forever. The post Censorship Crosses the Pond as Brazil Bans X appeared first on The Daily Signal.