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Joe Rogan Says If Dragons Aren't Real Then What Was He Riding Through Hyperspace While Smoking Pot With The Machine Elves Last Night?
AUSTIN, TX — Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan, a professed believer in dragons, pushed back against naysayers by presenting a thought-provoking argument, asking if dragons weren't real, then what exactly was he riding through hyperspace on while smoking pot with machine elves last night?