PHOENIX, AZ—Election officials in the office of Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs have explained that they are using Common Core math to ensure the right candidate for governor wins: Katie Hobbs. “The official number we end up with may have be different than the certified election results just because we want to ensure democracy,” Hobbs said in an interview. Hobbs admitted that she didn’t need to debate her opponent, Kari Lake, because she knew that they were going to use Common Core math to ensure she was elected governor. “Accuracy is racist when it comes to election math. That’s the beauty of Common Core,” Maricopa County Supervisor Dick Headhole says. “It really comes down to do you want reasonable numbers to get Katie Hobbs elected or do you want actual vote totals that are racist?” Maricopa defended their use of Common Core math for such a simple process of counting. “The fact that you have different people getting different vote totals is how you know the process is working. How else are we expected to trust the results if we can’t fudge the numbers?” Headhole added. Originally published November 9, 2022. The post BREAKING: Arizona to use Common Core math to ensure the ‘right’ candidate wins appeared first on Genesius Times.

We have made a bold decision: we refuse to have sex with Trump voters. Read ’em and weep, fellas! This may seem like an extreme stance, but we believe it is necessary to take a stand against the bigotry, hatred, and ignorance that we see in many of Trump’s supporters. This will give us more time to work on our shared doctoral thesis on post-colonial gender theory in transvestite bats. It’s not that we have anything against the individual Trump voters themselves, per se. We’re sure some of them are perfectly nice people who just got played by a master manipulator. But by voting for Trump, they’ve shown us that they don’t value the things we do: science, equality, and the right to abort our own fetuses. How can we possibly sleep with someone who would choose a bombastic, lying, orange-faced gasbag over the progressive utopia we envision for America? We understand that this decision may seem a bit draconian, but we believe that by withholding our bodies from Trump voters, we can send a powerful message about the consequences of choosing a candidate who embodies everything we despise. Perhaps other women will follow our lead and refuse to have sex with Trump supporters, too. Can you imagine the impact on the Republican base if no one would sleep with them? They’d be left with nothing but each other’s company and their guns. So, to all you Trump voters out there: if you want a chance at our love and affection, you better start thinking about voting for candidates who align with our values. Otherwise, you’ll just have to keep your pants on and find someone else to have sex with. It’s not our problem if you can’t find anyone who wants to touch you after supporting such a horrible human being. The post 4b: We refuse to have sex with people who voted for Trump! appeared first on Genesius Times.

AMSTERDAM — The Anne Frank House museum announced today that it was currently closed to tourists following a slew of anti-semitic attacks in the area, leading to a sudden influx of approximately 1,000 Jews hiding in the home's attic.

U.S. — In the wake of Tuesday's presidential election, liberal women across the country vowed this week to seek revenge on Donald Trump and his supporters by committing themselves to sexual abstinence, attending church, getting married, and starting families.

MALIBU, CA — In an impassioned announcement made in protest of President-Elect Donald Trump's victory Tuesday night, celebrity Rosie O'Donnell vowed to continue her sex strike that has already reached 38 years.

Gary Sinise lost his son Anthony “Mac” Sinise to chordoma, a rare cancer of the spine, earlier this year. Mac was only 33 when he died, and Gary was devastated by the tragic occurrence, especially because his son had just returned to making music again. Nearly a year after Mac’s passing, Gary shared a post on Reddit disclosing his new find of Mac’s music compositions. He shared his plans to pay tribute to his late songwriter son by releasing an album, and then giving the proceeds to charity. Gary Sinise’s late son was a promising aspiring music artist Gary Sinise/ImageCollect Mac was Gary’s youngest child with his wife Moria Harris, and he grew to be actively involved in the family foundation, The Gary Sinise Foundation, working as an assistant manager of education & outreach, and on their podcast shortly before his demise. He also pursued his passion for songwriting at the USC Thornton School of Music, after which he joined his father’s Lieutenant Dan’s band. Gary was the greatest influence on Mac’s interests, as he often took him to military bases and the foundation’s charity events from a young age.             View this post on Instagram                         A post shared by Gary Sinise (@garysiniseofficial)   Honoring Mac Sinise’s legacy Gary found letters, videos, and songs Mac had hidden away in his devices, including music from as far back as college and some inspired by the family foundation. He collaborated with Mac’s friends to create an album titled Resurrection & Revival, which is available in a special edition double vinyl. Gary Sinise/ImageCollect As a nod to the late star’s passion, all funds from the album will go to the Gary Sinise’s Foundation, just like he would have loved. The body is work is evidence of Mac’s range as it features several genres including folk and new age sound. The new release comes just in time for Mac’s posthumous 34th birthday this weekend when the project will officially launch. Next up: Meet Tom Selleck’s Talented Equestrian Daughter Hannah Selleck The post Gary Sinise Finds Late Son’s Unreleased Music And Plans To Honor Him With It appeared first on DoYouRemember? - The Home of Nostalgia. Author, Peace A

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President Donald J. Trump departs the White House and prepares to board Marine One Friday, Feb. 7, 2020, en route to Joint Base Andrews and ultimately heading to Charlotte, N.C. (Official White House…

President Donald J. Trump departs the White House and prepares to board Marine One Friday, Feb. 7, 2020, en route to Joint Base Andrews and ultimately heading to Charlotte, N.C. (Official White House…