House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., vowed to certify the results of the presidential election regardless of who wins, saying that "everybody needs to calm down."

Stocks closed sharply higher in a broad rally Tuesday after data signaled a solid economy, but investors braced for volatile trading this week as voting was underway in an extremely tight presidential election.

US—Physicians across the country are recommending a little red pill that does wonders for your election but warn that if your election lasts longer than four days, as it has in several places including Maricopa County, Arizona, to call your doctor. “Something is clearly wrong with that place,” Dr. Anita Hanjaab said. “These people took the red pill but it’s likely that someone has replaced it with fentanyl.” The red pill comes with this disclaimer: The red pill is used to treat electile dysfunction (impotence) in society. Some sociological systems can cause unwanted or dangerous effects when used with the red pill. Tell your doctor about all your current ideologies, especially socialism or fascism. Do not take the red pill if you are also using socialism to support yourself. Taking socialism with the red pill can cause a sudden and serious decrease in logic. Contact your doctor or seek emergency medical attention if your election is painful or lasts longer than four hours. A prolonged election can damage the public. Originally published November 19, 2022. The post WARNING: Call your doctor if your election is painful or lasts longer than 4 days appeared first on Genesius Times.

PHILADELPHIA — As Trump began to take the lead in Pennsylvania exit polls, state officials announced they had accidentally misplaced all of their voting machines.

A skeleton buried in a fetal position is actually made of bones from at least five people who lived across a span of 2,500 years.

Astronomers using the James Webb Space Telescope have spotted a feeding black hole in the early universe that seems to be eating 40 times faster than is theoretically possible.

Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar have been married for over two decades, and have two children, Charlotte and Rocky. Their relationship has stood the test of time, and they were gracious enough to share their secrets on a recent episode of Brian Austin Green’s podcast, Oldies. Also on the podcast were co-hosts Sharna Burgess and Randy Spelling, who were curious to know why the couple avoided the spotlight. Freddie noted that staying out of the public eye has been easy because they hardly go out anyway. Why do Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar avoid the spotlight? I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr./Everett Freddie told Spelling that living a private life was their choice, noting that it was much easier to control their narratives that way. They are both homebodies who prefer to avoid popular places and the paparazzi, adding that Sarah already had her fill of fun in her late teens and early twenties. Freddie admitted to relishing how other celebrities like Arnold Schwarzenegger live on his street and can be spotted by paparazzi is such a relief as they tend to overlook him and Sarah. They argued that not basking in celebrity status has done more good for their union, as evidenced by their many years together. Freddie Prinze Jr. Sarah Michelle Gellar/Instagram Freddie and Sarah have an impressive following on Instagram Despite their efforts to stay away from fame, Freddie and Sarah have an Instagram following of millions, and fans respect their choices. “I’m grateful they have both avoided the spotlight. It is not very kind to celebrities. The only way “ve a best as normal life is to avoid the paparazzi altogether!” someone noted. Freddie Prinze Jr. Sarah Michelle Gellar/Instagram Another fan mentioned the importance of long-lasting marriages in the media for fear of rising defeat rest. “It’s great to see you guys still together. Too many Americans seem to marry, and it never lasts. Divorce is high in the US,” a second person complained. Next up: Matt LeBlanc Addresses Retirement Rumors Following Matthew Perry’s Death The post Freddie Prinze Jr. And Sarah Michelle Gellar Reveal Why They Now Avoid The Public Eye appeared first on DoYouRemember? - The Home of Nostalgia. Author, Peace A

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