It’s finally glow time. Apple Intelligence has finally arrived, and like most AI on smartphones so far, it’s mostly underwhelming. The debut features of Apple Intelligence are all very familiar: there are glowing gradients and sparkle icons that indicate the presence of AI; writing tools that make your emails sound more professional; and an AI eraser in Photos that blots away distractions. It’s all here, and it all works okay. But none of it is even close to the time-saving computing platform shift we’ve been promised. Essentially, there are two Apple Intelligences: the one that’s here now and the one we might see in the future. Even in today’s launch announcement, Apple is busy teasing the features that haven’t launched yet. What’s here today is a handful of... Continue reading…

Apple is releasing a free software update that will inject its first dose of artificial intelligence into its iPhone 16 lineup as the trendsetting company tries to catch up with technology's latest craze.

Two years after Democrat Rep. Jahana Hayes eked out her reelection over Republican George Logan by less than 1%, their rematch in Connecticut's 5th District shows every sign of going down to the proverbial wire.

Rep. Michelle Steel, R-Calif., is fighting a tough race for re-election with her poll numbers rising as Democrats pour money into the race in support of Derek Tran.

Fallout continued from the Washington Post's decision not to endorse Vice President Kamala Harris for president with the resignations of a high-profile opinion columnist and an editorial board member.

The rematch for Congress in California's 41st District, the notable Inland Empire to the east of Los Angeles, between Rep. Ken Calvert, R-Calif., and liberal Democrat Will Rollins is looking like a dead heat.

U.S. Senator Jerry Moran has urged the Federal Aviation Administration to speed up its license review process for private rocket launches.

Democratic voters nationwide are coming to the grim realization that seething hatred for Donald Trump isn’t an acceptable form of currency at supermarkets or gas stations. Despite four years of honing their disdain for the former president, many now find themselves unable to convert rage into essential goods. “I really thought it would carry more weight,” said one frustrated shopper in San Francisco. “I mean, I marched. I retweeted every anti-Trump meme. I even put three ‘Coexist’ stickers on my Prius. But when I tried to pay for $20 liter of oat milk with Trump-hate, the cashier just stared at me.” Another voter, Sophia Whitman, recounted her experience at a gas station. “I told the clerk, ‘I hate Trump more than anyone you know.’ I even threw in a bit about democracy being at stake. But he just said, ‘That’ll be $4.89 a gallon.’ Like, what do these people even care about?” Social media platforms are flooded with similar complaints. One user posted: “Just tried to fill my tank using nothing but moral superiority. Turns out it doesn’t even get you half a gallon of premium.” Political strategists are now scrambling to address what some are calling the “post-Trump economy” problem. “We built an entire movement on the promise that hating Trump would be enough,” admitted a senior DNC operative. “Turns out, you still need a job to buy avocados.” Some Democrats have proposed federal programs to monetize outrage. “If we could establish a Hate-to-Energy pipeline,” suggested Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, “we could harness millions of angry tweets and power half the country’s EVs.”A Meanwhile, others are encouraging citizens to remain patient, reminding them that good things take time. “Sure, it’s hard right now,” said one White House official. “But in the long run, your gas tank will feel full knowing you’re on the right side of history.” When asked for comment, President* Biden gave a reassuring message: “Look, folks—when you think about it, the price of gas is just, uh, it’s like the soul of the country. And as long as Trump doesn’t win, we’re all winners, right?” Kamala Harris also weighed in with her trademark insight: “The thing about groceries and gas is that, well, people need them. And if they didn’t need them, they wouldn’t want them. That’s what’s important.” Until the hate economy becomes viable, citizens are left with few options. “It looks like I might have to get a job,” said one disappointed protester. “But I think I’ll wait and see if hating DeSantis starts paying dividends.” The post Democrats stunned to learn that hatred of Trump can’t buy groceries or gas appeared first on Genesius Times.

NEW YORK, NY — Amid the excitement of MAGA voters descending on Madison Square Garden, MSNBC condemned former President Donald Trump for holding a rally on the same planet where, 66 million years ago, an asteroid caused mass extinction.

Around 1,200 years ago, a cat "made biscuits," kneading on a drying clay jug in Jerusalem, leaving behind the oldest evidence of this feline behavior on record.