Washington, D.C. — In an unexpected turn of events, the Harris campaign was dealt a heavy blow today as it was reported that 15 million dedicated Biden voters, once believed lost only to miraculously “reappear” in 2020, tragically passed away just before they could cast ballots for Vice President Kamala Harris. Campaign insiders are already mourning the loss of the dearly departed, whose unwavering support for the Democratic ticket had become the stuff of legends. “They were loyal voters, through life, death, and even post-life,” said one Harris campaign spokesperson tearfully. “To lose them again, in an election year? It’s devastating.” Experts believe that the 15 million Biden voters succumbed to a mysterious ailment known as terminal ballotitis, which is said to strike shortly before every election cycle. The Harris campaign, however, remains determined to honor their loyal posthumous supporters. “We’re not giving up,” said Harris’s press secretary. “If our voters are willing to die twice for us, the least we can do is ensure their voices are heard… again.” Questions linger about how the sudden passing of these voters may impact Harris’s prospects in key swing states. Data analysts have noted an uptick in demand for “proxy voting” and “spiritual outreach coordinators,” who can help deceased voters find alternate means of casting ballots from beyond the grave. Local authorities in certain states are already considering new “in-memoriam absentee ballots” to maintain the tradition. Fox News’s Tucker Carlson weighed in, saying, “We’ll have to see how many times they can possibly rise to the occasion. Perhaps they’ll vote again in the next election, and maybe a third time. We all know they’re passionate.” Meanwhile, Democratic strategists are reportedly reworking campaign materials to include the slogan “Vote Now, Vote Often, Vote Forever!” In the meantime, Harris has pledged to do everything she can to preserve the memory of these legendary voters. Rumors are swirling that a commemorative monument may be built, where volunteers will continually tally imaginary ballots in their honor. The post REPORT: 15 million Biden voters tragically died again before they could vote for Kamala Harris appeared first on Genesius Times.

(New York, NY) — The National Weather Service has issued an urgent flash flood warning as record-breaking liberal tears inundate streets, homes, and entire city blocks in the wake of Donald Trump’s re-election victory. According to forecasters, the “great deluge” began shortly after polls closed, and officials warn that the emotional downpour may continue for weeks. “We’ve never seen anything quite like it,” said a spokesperson for the National Weather Service. “The volume of tears is surpassing previous records set by prior unexpected election results.” A River Runs Through It With floodwaters rising faster than ever, some areas have even resorted to sandbagging streets against the influx of weeping from major liberal strongholds like Portland, San Francisco, and Manhattan. Waterlogged city officials are urging residents to steer clear of viral social media posts on the topic to prevent further emotional outpourings. Blame the “Tearpocalypse” Psychologists speculate the mass “tear-pocalypse” could have an extended timeline, with more waves of emotional flooding expected as Twitter and TikTok posts multiply. “People are bracing for additional floods with each trending post,” said Dr. Alana Feelsman. “We recommend high boots and a snorkel for anyone commuting in the coming days,” added local meteorologist Rick Watershed. “And don’t forget an umbrella — the forecast calls for an 80% chance of liberal tears, with sob showers expected until at least Inauguration Day.” The post FLASH FLOOD WARNING in Several U.S. Cities Due to Liberal Tears Following Trump Victory appeared first on Genesius Times.

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Richard Gere revealed he was leaving the home he purchased from Paul Simon and Edie Brickell two years ago, noting that he wants to be closer to family. The film star recently sold the house for $10.75 million, which is $50,000 less than the amount he bought it. The 1938 house occupies 38 acres of land and features six bedrooms and eleven bathrooms, a pool, gardens and a guest cottage in the compound. The former residents also sold the house at a more extreme loss having bought it at $16.5 million in 2005. Why is Richard Gere leaving the US? Richard Gere and his wife/Instagram Richard told Vanity Fair Spain in April that he would love to spend time getting familiar with his wife Alejandra Silva’s origins, just like she had done by living with him for six years in the US. He would also love it if she were close to her family and her culture. Aside from pleasing his wife, Gere also believes a good time awaits him in Madrid, Spain, as he will get to experience another culture not as a visitor, but as a resident. Also relocating are their two young kids, Alexander and James, however, their kids from each of their previous marriages may not tag along. Richard Gere/Instagram Richard Gere is keeping his New York home Though leaving for Europe soon, Richard mentioned his other house in the countryside of New York, which he would not be selling. The 75-year-old could not wait to experience the hospitality and enjoyment of Spaniards as he gushed about their extraordinary food and beautiful sceneries. Richard Gere and his wife/ImageCollect Richard is making this big change for Silva, who he first met in Positano Italy 10 years ago. They were both divorced at the time, Richard from Carey Lowell, and Silva from Govind Friedland. They have been vocal about their love for each other on special occasions, including Richard’s 75th birthday in August when Silva thanked him for bettering her life. Next up: Judith Light Opens Up On Joining ‘Who’s The Boss?’ Reboot If Her Schedule Allows The post Richard Gere’s Sells Connecticut Home As He Confesses He’s Leaving The US appeared first on DoYouRemember? - The Home of Nostalgia. Author, Peace A

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