Laura’s dishwasher stopped working and as most people do when this happens‚ she called a dishwasher repairman. Like most fictional stories‚ you might not know where this is going to go. But let me continue. RELATED: Chip Gaines Kids Act As The Audience As Chip Reads Dad Jokes And Their Faces Say It All Laura wasn’t able to be home to be there for the repairman because she had to work‚ so she left a note. In the note she said‚ “I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher‚ leave the bill on the counter‚ and I'll mail you a check.” That was a pretty typical thing to say to a dishwasher repairman. However‚ she then went on to say‚ "Oh‚ by the way‚ don't worry about my bulldog‚ Bob. He won't bother you. But‚ whatever you do‚ do NOT‚ under ANY circumstances‚ talk to my parrot! I repeat‚ do not talk to my parrot!" She told the dishwasher repairman not to talk to the parrot Don’t talk to the parrot? Well‚ on the surface that didn’t seem like such a difficult request. The dog on the other hand would have been more of a worry. When the dishwasher repairman arrived to her apartment‚ he saw the meanest bulldog he had ever seen. Well‚ remembering the note Laura left‚ the dog didn’t actually bother the repairman. He just laid there watching him work. However‚ it was the parrot that became an issue. He drove the dishwasher repairman crazy with his yelling‚ cursing‚ and name-calling. The repairman tried to ignore the parrot but just couldn’t do it. Finally‚ he yelled at him‚ “shut up you stupid‚ ugly bird!” YOU MAY ALSO LIKE: Christian Comedian Tells Hilarious Church Jokes In A Hardware Store Uh oh! You are probably thinking. He was clearly not supposed to do that. He should have listened to the note Laura left because the next thing he knew he heard the parrot say‚ “Get him‚ Bob!” I am sure you can guess what happened next! Moral of the story is‚ if someone leaves you a note about their pets‚ believe them! LISTEN: Conjoined Twins Lived Just Long Enough To Be Baptized | Starbucks Worker Is In Tears After $40k Pours In h/t: Newsner Featured Image Credit: Getty/YaroslavAstakhov The post Woman Left Specific Instructions for the Dishwasher Repairman but He Didn’t Listen appeared first on GodUpdates.

Ok‚ that’s a lot all jammed into one headline….allow me to break it all down for you! First‚ let’s get all the players straight. Dilley means the Dilley Meme Team‚ a hilarious group of MAGA content creators who have created some of the funniest memes clowning Ron DeSantis. I’ll post some of those below in case you haven’t seen them‚ they’re so funny! Ron DeSantis is the thin-skinned‚ Beta Male poorly running for President. The man in the wheelchair is apparently friends with the Dilley Meme Team crew. Ok‚ so now that we know the players‚ now let’s set the stage…. So the man in the wheelchair went to attend a DeSantis event. He was not causing any trouble…. Wasn’t even talking! Just sitting there. But….he was wearing a Dilley hat (gasp!). And that was all it took for thin-skinned‚ Beta Boy Ron DeSantis to throw him out! Unreal. This guy wants to be President and thinks he can deal with Putin and Xi and he gets triggered over a dude in a hat? Not even a MAGA hat….a Dilley hat! Oh‚ and this is the same guy who kicked Laura Loomer out of an event a few days ago: WATCH: Ron DeSantis Mirrors Nikki Haley…Kicks Laura Loomer Out of Event &; Calls Cops! Bad move Ron‚ Google the "Streisand Effect" because you just triggered it! Brenden Dilley himself posted about the removal: Ron DeSantis just had a man in a wheelchair thrown out of his event because he was wearing a hat with my name on it‚ while he was listening to the speeches. Unreal.pic.twitter.com/sKiIwjzwsc — Brenden Dilley (@WarlordDilley) January 15‚ 2024 A disabled man was forcibly removed from a DeSantis event and put out in the freezing cold despite having a ticket and not causing a disturbance because he was wearing a Dilley Meme Team hat. This is disgusting and reprehensible.pic.twitter.com/8dWEqphPng — Un Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) January 15‚ 2024 Here's what the hat looked like: I heard about the treatment this disabled guy received at a @GovRonDeSantis gathering who got kicked out‚ so I bought him dinner and drinks pic.twitter.com/wk6SxS6ZS5 — Beard Vet (@Beard_Vet) January 15‚ 2024 Wow‚ so threatening! Bad look Ron. Not Presidential. Not even close. But thanks for making this a National Story and giving us a chance to relive some of our favorite Dilley Meme Team videos! Let's start with "Rhonda Santis": Why isn’t Rodham DeSantis 50 points ahead? #ListlessVessels Collab with @C3PMeme @ramble_rants #DilleyMemeTeam pic.twitter.com/tIDUjiWNaf — Makaveli Memez (@MakaveliMemez) August 20‚ 2023 Then we have probably my favorite one of all: One of the best vids of all time.... DILLEY MEME TEAM! "Now I ain't sayin' she a vote rigger" #TrumpMugShot at Fulton County By the Memefellas of the Dilley Meme Team@Ramble_Rants@TAftermath2020@MakaveliMemez@C3PMeme@Fuknutz pic.twitter.com/Gbpd9khamo — DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) January 15‚ 2024 And we can't forget this gem.... The Bluetooth Boot Lifter! One of the best vids of all time.... DILLEY MEME TEAM! "Now I ain't sayin' she a vote rigger" #TrumpMugShot at Fulton County By the Memefellas of the Dilley Meme Team@Ramble_Rants@TAftermath2020@MakaveliMemez@C3PMeme@Fuknutz pic.twitter.com/Gbpd9khamo — DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) January 15‚ 2024 Ron‚ pack it up man‚ you're done now....

The White House was the latest victim of swatting on Monday morning. Fire trucks and ambulances rushed to the White House after a caller told 911 dispatchers someone was trapped inside with the building on fire. “DC Fire and EMS spokesman Noah Gray told The Post the tip came in at 7:03 a.m‚” the New York Post reports. Joe Biden was at Camp David when the call came. D.C. fire and emergency services dispatched 13 units in response. Wow….. Fire trucks and ambulances swarmed the White House on Monday morning after a caller told 911 dispatchers the building was on fire and someone was trapped inside in what appears to be a 'swatting' incident. President Joe Biden was at Camp David when the call came. D.C.… pic.twitter.com/Smq4FEgSgf — DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) January 15‚ 2024 The New York Post reports: Crews were rolling one minute later “and in coordination with the Secret Service‚ it was determined there was no fire emergency.” The firefighters “returned to service at 7:16 a.m.” Gray said‚ indicating the scare was over quickly. President Biden was at Camp David in Maryland when the incident occurred. The White House declined to comment and referred questions to the Secret Service‚ which did not immediately issue a statement. Politicians from both parties have been affected by so-called “swatting” incidents in recent weeks‚ where phony calls are made to dispatch a heavily armed response team to terrify the target. White House ‘Swatted’ With Fake 911 Call Reporting Someone Trapped https://t.co/2jMPJhlLLi — Breaking911 (@Breaking911) January 15‚ 2024 Weird News: The White House was swatted after a prank caller claimed the residence was on fire. pic.twitter.com/9gUwP0BFCA — The Calvin Coolidge Project (@TheCalvinCooli1) January 15‚ 2024 Per Daily Mail: Someone who was reached at the callback number for the 911 report indicated they did not place it‚ a source told the Associated Press‚ indicating it was likely spoofed. Biden is scheduled to return to the White House on Monday afternoon after spending the better part of the day in Philadelphia for a service event in honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day. The United States has seen a ramp up ‘swatting’ incidents‚ which is where a false report is made to police with the express purpose of luring them to a location. Law enforcement experts say the calls are a product of a hostile political climate during an intense presidential election season. Politicians like Georgia Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene‚ Boston Mayor Michelle Wu‚ Florida Republican Senator Rick Scott‚ and special counsel Jack Smith have all ben victims of it. Last week‚ police in Nassau County‚ Long Island‚ responded to the home of Judge Arthur Engoron‚ who is presiding over Donald Trump’s civil fraud case‚ after receiving a call about a bomb threat. A county police department spokesman said they are investigating it as a ‘swatting incident.’ The Justice Department has expressed concern about the threats. Attorney General Merrick Garland said last week that they are investigating an increasing number of threats to public figures.